I am burdened by inordinate power. The power to crash Apple's iCloud and bring its central, unifying "world" to a standstill.
I have determined that I shall delete all 72,448 emails residing in my Inbox.
At the same time.
Mwah hah hah hah ha!
72,448. Jesus fucking Christ. . . .
I've got over 95,000 "lying around" (when you consider all of the goddamned nomes de plume I occupy).