Tuesday, November 29, 2011

"Gift" is not a verb, you fuckers

And "fail" is not a noun.


You fucking trendy fuckers. . . .

12 comments:

Mythical Monkey said...

And according to Nero Wolfe, in a wartime novella I recently read, "contact" is not a verb.

Personally, I wouldn't get in Joe Kapp's face about it either way.

mister muleboy said...

Donald Hamilton made the same point in the number of novel but I read I think the difference between you and me is when you read those books you think the authors crazy when I read those books I say go man go

mister muleboy said...

I am dictating these

Who Am Us Anyway? said...

On the other hand, according to Norman Mailer, in a wartime novel i read, Fug is a verb, a noun, an adjective, an adverb, and a San Francisco rock band.

Who Am Us Anyway? said...

Are you using an iPhone app to dictate these?

mister muleboy said...

(1) I *am* using an iPhone app (actually, it's built into the operating system). Well, not RIghT now. . .

I think it was the self-same Norman Mailer novel, and its use of "fug"

that led the Mythical Monkey to use the


seaward

in his first novel.

I think he was saying "let's not beat around the bush" ( so to speak).

mister muleboy said...

Re: dictation

I blog whilst driving

Gives me a built-in excuse for posting horse manure

mister muleboy said...

Whilst is a



pleasant affectation

Who Am Us Anyway? said...

It is!

mister muleboy said...

It is!


Don't you mean:

'tis

?

mister muleboy said...

Tee Hee

Who Am Us Anyway? said...

Aye, yon phrase needs editing ... 'twere best done quickly.