While I'm sure most of you were convinced that I was just sitting around with my cock in my hand,
ignoring this fine institution I call
The Mouth O' The Mule,
let me assure you that I have been otherwise occupied
by important matters.
Lots of hospital (not me, another),
lots of work,
and a couple of new projects that I like to call,
with great originality and cleverness,
"irons in the fire."
Let me also assure you that none of it has been fun. . . .