Wednesday, August 17, 2011

Inverse Proportion

I read a couple of posts today by people thanking their readers for becoming followers.

I had a different response: every added follower took a huge chunk of steam out of my abstract, fucked-up virtual village square, and slowed yer resident village idiot. By follower two, this blog was effectively dead.



I need help. . . .

4 comments:

Mister Parker said...

Say, I think I was your second follower!

And you thought I never did anything for you ...

mister muleboy said...

killer!

Mister Parker said...

Yeah, me and prostate cancer ...

Lupner chick said...

Greetings from another nail in the coffin. I may be inconsistent, but remain forever loyal ...