Wednesday, October 6, 2010

I Felt So Dirty

so this morning I was running late on my way to meet foreign dignitaries.

I had to hurry.

So I shaved with a Gillette Fusion and some Edge shaving gel.


I felt like a traitor.

It was harder than cheating on my wives. . . .


Mythical Monkey said...

Sometimes a man's gotta do what a man's gotta do. Just swagger in there, spit on the floor and say, "Yeah, I shaved with a Gillette Fusion -- what are you gonna do about it?" I guarantee you, nobody'll say nothing.

mister muleboy said...

Yeah, but I know that I did it.

"Quiz Show," "Age of Innocence" and all that. . . .