First things first: I'm
And Kristen Stewart is really young.
I get that it's sick and twsited and . . . icky.
But I'm not really concerned that I'll ball her. You know, that would be a little icky. A lot icky for her.
But desire goes where desire will go, and I find her
"Hot as balls," as the kids might say.
I also know that her characterization of Bella in the Twilight movies is laughable, and that she appears to be, by turns, a mindless, sullen bitch, or an angry and bored sullen bitch. I've seen those movies too.
But her performance in Adventureland, while seemingly portraying a bored, sullen bitch [convincingly], impressed me in conveying pain and defensiveness and loss, and resigned independence.
I liked it a lot.
But mostly I just wanted to have sex with her.
In real life, I don't really walk around wanting to have sex with movie-star types. There are way too many women on the street that occupy that part of my
But in repose, sharing my innnermost Mulethoughts with the world, I kinda dig her.