Tuesday, June 15, 2010

I Have No Shame

It's true -- I have no shame, and no sense that the world can get along without me.

And it's not that I banged prostitutes -- a lotta people do. I hear it's quite lucrative, and the profession predates the French Revolution.

It's that I ruthlessly, haughtily denounced prostitutes and their clientele, dripping of disapproval and moral judgment, whilst prosecuting folks in that industry.

So yes, I am a shameless dick.

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