It's true -- I have no shame, and no sense that the world can get along without me.
And it's not that I banged prostitutes -- a lotta people do. I hear it's quite lucrative, and the profession predates the French Revolution.
It's that I ruthlessly, haughtily denounced prostitutes and their clientele, dripping of disapproval and moral judgment, whilst prosecuting folks in that industry.
So yes, I am a shameless dick.