Thursday, January 21, 2010

Upcoming Feature

I wish to watch this feature film again, and soon:

unfortunately, I want to watch it in a theater, with freshly-popped popcorn laden with salt.

why, exactly, does the whole goddamned world have to turn into a private exercise in front of a television set?

I don't give a flying fuck if it's high-def or not.

Of course, without said television set and DVD, I could wait twenty years to see any particular movie -- I realize that.

But don't stop me mid-rant. . . .


thingy said...

Well, I can come over and sit behind you and talk on my cell phone, while I chew on candy and slurp soda, if that will make the movie going experience real.

I once had a rush on Elliot Gould.

thingy said...

`Crush'. Laugh. See, too much soda.

My word verification is 'bally'

mister muleboy said...

I now carry a flashlight with me to the theaters. If someone talks loudly enough to hear, and ignores a gentle shh, I shine the flashlight in their eyes.

When they get understandably upset, I explain that they're doing the same thing to me with their idle chit chat.

Of course, I live in a concealed carry jurisdiction, so I am less concerned than others.

Mythical Monkey said...

If you can find a theater showing The Long Goodbye, I'll go see it with you.