Friday, January 8, 2010

The Fruits of Recovery

So I performed my periodic review of the effects of alcoholism and benefits of sobriety.

You know, the cash benefits.

Had I continued drinking as I did [known to be impossible; it's a progressive disease], and had I lived [known to be impossible; the doctors were horrified and strangely curious], I would have spent [as we all know, I make a conservative calculation]:  $ 36,711.20

My question:

where is that money?

I checked my bank account, and I'm gonna look under the cushions of the couch, but
I seem to have misplaced it.

But gahd knows I woulda spent it. . . . .

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