So I performed my periodic review of the effects of alcoholism and benefits of sobriety.
You know, the cash benefits.
Had I continued drinking as I did [known to be impossible; it's a progressive disease], and had I lived [known to be impossible; the doctors were horrified and strangely curious], I would have spent [as we all know, I make a conservative calculation]: $ 36,711.20
where is that money?
I checked my bank account, and I'm gonna look under the cushions of the couch, but
I seem to have misplaced it.
But gahd knows I woulda spent it. . . . .