Monday, October 5, 2009

bending to the will of the shoemaker

I am a cheap bastard, and a lazy one, and (lately) an uncaring one.

I've worn the same pair o' shoes to work every day (save two) for the last four years.

And my feet have been whacked and hacked by more doctors than Frankenstein's monster, so it was either stupid or brilliant.

I'm not sure which.

I broke down and bought a new pair.

I chose a different model.


I'm not changing models of condoms. . . .

and please, no jokes about "the same box o' condoms for four years." I can't stand the pain.

Wearing these, I couldn't look more like Lurch if I tried.


Bellotoot said...

I spoke to Hans Brinker. He wants the shoes back.

Tomanonymous said...

A pair of shoes like that should come with a free bowl of soup.

They look good on you though.