Wednesday, September 9, 2009

Welcome to the Working Week

Boys and girls, I never thought I'd admit that being a lowly lawyer for the Department of Agriculture could be this tiring and this glamorous.

I just flew back from Dubuque, where I was able to persuade some high-up-type lawyers from Monsanto and Westinghouse that they those companies should stop developing synthetic corn.

Your futures, and the futures of your children, may have been saved by my actions.

I intend to celebrate by posting some of my brilliance.

I'll have to get back to you on that.


But, In keeping with my goals, I'll post brilliance that is NOT mine:







Gene Hackman

5 comments:

¡barangus!™ said...

So you're saying you persuaded the lawyers to stop developing synthetic corn? Wouldn't it have been more useful to society if you had persuaded Monsanto to do this?

OTOH lawyer-developed synthetic corn would probably be worse.

mister muleboy said...

noted

corrected

Mythical Monkey said...

Yeah, but what about the lawyers' synthetic corn? Or is it strictly the real deal?

Bellotoot said...

How often do you recommend a synthetic corn change?

Lupner likes Gene said...

Thumbs down on synthetic corn of all types. And Gene Hackman rawks.