I know that I've lost any credibility I might ever have had [which was likely . . . none] when I went for The Goods, but sometimes a funky handjob from someone you don't really like is the perfect cap to a sideways day.
The Goods is a funky handjob from somebody with bad teeth who smells really good anyway. . . .
Will that be a blurb on Rotten Tomatoes? Anyone? Anyone?