So I'm not sure what I expected.
I figured that I when I vacated my long-standing tenancies at storage spaces offered to the public, that, well,
the earth would rend.
Locusts would descend.
Fireworks would light the sky.
Ten years, countless thousands of [wasted] dollars.
I guess I expected something.
And they just wanna know if the lock is off.
I think they're unaware of the money I poured their way.
Of course, earthquakes could be roiling the ocean floor, and I just haven't heard. . . .