Tuesday, May 19, 2009

Greg...



what is the worst fraternity on this campus?



That would be hard to say, sir.
They're each outstanding in their own way--



Cut the horseshit, son.
I've got their disciplinary files here.



Who dumped a whole truckload of fizzies
into the swim meet?



Who delivered the medical-school cadavers
to the alumni dinner?



Every Halloween,
the trees are filled with underwear.



Every spring, the toilets explode.



You're talking about Delta, sir.



Of course l'm talking about Delta,
you twerp!

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