My feigned distaste for the Nationals is only surpassed by my actual distaste for the Nationals.
As the Mythical Monkey put it:
yeah, i'm going to have to fall in love with the Nats all over again.
that will be hard. Once the relationship is over, it's nearly impossible to put it back together again.
Notwithstanding my approach to every relationship I've ever had . . . .
But today, I dislike the Nats