Wednesday, November 12, 2008

Cramped and Curmudgeonly, No. 12

Okay, it's not about music.

I'm broadening my Cr.&Cur sights a bit.


Christmas.

I fucking hate it.


But only since the mid-70s; before then, I probably liked it.

5 comments:

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It's you again.

I see that you've changed your address. . . .

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The Jestaplero said...

No way Christmas fits Cr&Cu criteria.

Everybody fucking hates Christmas!

*However, if you don't enoy the PHIL SPECTOR CHRISTMAS ALBUM you are, by definition, the anti-Christ, and a lifehating babyeater.

(PS my word verification was "comenest." Really!)