Monday, August 25, 2008

Right Back Into It

I was getting ready to wrap up the blog -- shut it down, charged and convicted of irrelevance -- when I thought better of it.

I rarely post any more, and it's generally to blurt out an inanity that would otherwise go unblurted.

I don't comment on politics -- too predictable. I would inevitably excoriate some dirtbag politician, and a comment or two would then criticize me for not excoriating some other dirtbag who had supposedly committed some worse offense. Inevitably, a comment would try to explain to me why the paragons of one party weren't as putrid as the pariahs of the other. Done to death.

Music comments -- well, my campaign to demonstrate that it's all a matter of taste, and then to comment on what I find tasty, is met with indifference, and then a quick comment that "well, of course it's all just taste, but [fill in the blank] is obviously objectively tasty. . . ." Done to death.

Same with photos of stray men and women.

Done to death.

Then I realized that eating Baked Lays and masturbating had also been done to death, at least by me. And yet they were still enjoyable leisure activities that cry out to be done in public.

So I'll continue to beat off here, with ketchup.


Or do you spell it catsup?

And does anyone here prefer Miracle Whip to mayonnaise?



Mouth of the Mule: Blurting out inanities -- one inanity at a time, since 2005.™

8 comments:

lupner said...

You know what else is good is Miracle Whip mixed WITH mayo . . .

Gen. Buck Turgidson said...

I'm surprised that the time/space continuum isn't rent by such a blending . . .

chick of at least five recipes said...

Just call it one of life's lil' surprises. With tunafish, sweet pickles, healthy dose of pepper, some (hard boiled) egg (white only), perhaps a wee bit o' celery for some extra crunch-- a delightful recipe for tuna salad.

Blog Pimp said...

I'm so whitebread.

I like my tunafish nekkid -- just a fork and my 'lil [well, ample] belly. And I like my celery in someone else's food.

I do like me my pepper, I must say.


I always thought Miracle Whip on saltines was one of Gahd's gift to mankind. I was wrong.

Mister Parker said...

You like too many things nekkid ...

And you may have put me off potato chips forever.

Mister Parker said...

And welcome back, lupner! Good God, you've been away so long ...

dubster said...

And you may have put me off potato chips forever.

Baked potato crisps, my friend, crisps!

lupner said...

Not truly away, my esteemed Mister Parker, mostly just lurking. But am happy to contribute inanely whenever it seems . . . relevant.

Go Nats!