Wednesday, April 30, 2008

The President's Triumphs

(1) No Children have Been Left Behind

(2) Many seniors pay less for their prescriptions. You and I pay for them. Their payment reduction was not based on their inability to pay.

(3) Steroid use in baseball is way down, thanks to his State of the Union speech.

(4) We were victorious in Iraq.

I can't be too critical of the guy. At least he hasn't overseen the wholesale destruction of a formerly entertaining [albeit mildly] blogspot blog. . . .

(1) Is it time to shit can the whole thing?


(2) reader contributions would be welcome, even suggestions. Do you want to see photos of my genitals? Copies of my 1979 poems? DNA results from the OJ Trial? Beuller? Beuller?


¡barangus!™ said...

Well I have some great news, a video of She Said as performed by the band with no name should be up on YouTube this week.

Now you happy?

Thomas Paine said...


That is distressing.

Audio = okay.

Video = bad.

Mister Parker said...

If you quit now, the terrorists win. You have to keep writing this blog until victory is achieved, even if it takes 100 years and even if we don't know victory means.

You imply your interest is waning, your readership is dwindling. To that, I say, "So?"

Remember, it's always darkest before the dawn, every cloud has a silver lining, stand up straight, dress warmly and clean your room. And don't go trading your marriage for a cupcake.

See you at the ballgame.

Mister Parker said...

By the way, the word "what" should be in there somewhere ...

Thomas Paine said...

What ?

I kid

the lupner chick said...

I'm with Mister Parker. It is your duty as an American to keep this blog going. Tho not always a frequent contributor, I read faithfully on a daily basis. And I'm very happy to keep enjoying the fruits of your blood, sweat and tears whilst offering little. Especially when b/w photos of sexy men are involved. But I like the other stuff, too.

It's a fine blog, Mister Grumpy, a fine blog. Humor, music, social commentary, politics, art, legal stuff, yadayadayada, and more. What's not to like?

Fergodssakes, man -- don't abandon your countrymen in their time of need. That's all I'm sayin'.

Blog Pimp said...

thank you lupner chick. I now fear that my comments read like trolking for encouragement. I think I just needed bucking up, as I have zippy to say. But you reminded me that Blog Pimp has a role in this world . . .