So I went back into the Mule archives to look for something, and I found a quaint little post noting how I had avoided spending [conservatively]
Well, I pulled out my calculator [ed. note -- he calls it his calculator!] and determined that, as of today, the "not-spent" money is
Of course, there's no way that much money would have been spent. (a) I would have started buying cheaper booze, and (b) I would have died an ugly death.
But I like a tote!