Thursday, March 13, 2008

Tastes Differ So WIldly


You know, I like to bang a hooker just as much as the next governor.



But after seeing published fotos of "Kristen," the young whore who traveled to dally with Governor Spitzer at that fated February fest, I can only say



not with YOUR dick . . .

She doesn't work for me in any way.

Ick. By that, I mean ick.



not that she needs my approval, by the way. And I should just add that I find Jessica Simpson, Cindy Crawford, and Paris Hilton physically repulsive, so my tastes may not wholly match popular tastes. . . .

5 comments:

Mister Parker said...

Which begs a more fundamental question: why would a man pay $4000 to have sex with someone who feels exactly the same way about him?

¡barangus!™ said...

everything i've read today tells me she is a nice girl and not a super-premium cum-dumpster.

harold ickes said...

she could be nicer than any woman in history, and i'd find her unattractive.

if i had holed up in a hotel waiting for a broad, i'm sure I'd bang her and all that, but i just think she's not y cuppa

The Jestaplero said...

That's a particularly uncharming picture of her. I've seen a couple of others wherein she's kinda cute.

I'm allowed to say wherein. I have a license...

The Jestaplero said...

OK, upon further review (today's NY POST nude spread) I have to agree with the Dubster. There's something about her face that's too manly. Not to mention the fact that she's really stupid (she slept with Spitzer four times before she realized who he was) which is a big turnoff for me.