You know, I like to bang a hooker just as much as the next governor.
But after seeing published fotos of "Kristen," the young whore who traveled to dally with Governor Spitzer at that fated February fest, I can only say
not with YOUR dick . . .
She doesn't work for me in any way.
Ick. By that, I mean ick.
not that she needs my approval, by the way. And I should just add that I find Jessica Simpson, Cindy Crawford, and Paris Hilton physically repulsive, so my tastes may not wholly match popular tastes. . . .